Betty White eating a hot dog
[gif: an elephant shrew outdoors, with its nose twitching up and down]
Rufous elephant shrew (Hidden Kingdoms - BBC)
( ._.)./ an explanation:
The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute.
The disorder is called Megaesophagus.
Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock.
I am pretty sure that, regardless of race, creed, or culture, being a little girl getting your hair done up ranks about 11 on a 10-point scale of Please Momma Don’t.
Chandler: I don’t dance at weddings… Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this…